Gurgi
If i stand in line for 30 minutes and the dude infront of me doesnt know what he wants yet . . i should be able to kill him
Gurgi's Trophies
Personal Information
| Online Status: | Gurgi is offline |
| About: | My car stopped working. I had to take it to a mechanic. He wanted to make an appointment and asked me how 7:30 in the morning was. I said I heard it sucked, I'll see you at noon. I got lost yesterday driving my car even though I have a gps. but my gps has a women's voice telling me directions. So I don't trust it. "Turn left in 1/2 mile." "Aww you sound adorable, but I'm going straight." It was recently proven that beer contains female hormones. Men all drank beer and they all . . . 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally, and 8) Had to sit down while urinating. I don't like the term gay friendly, It makes me straight angry. |
| Country: | United Kingdom |
| Sex: | Male |
| Age: | 18 |
Performance
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Rank
11th
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Chips
$76,013,046
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Gurgi's Wall
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LifyaUrstie wrote:
OH GURGI it's been too long!
7:19 PM, Friday August 27, 2010 CDT
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senilefelines wrote:
Gurgiliciousssssssssss <3
2:44 PM, Tuesday August 24, 2010 CDT
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purplechick wrote:
I dunno ... starting to think this gift was false advertising. should i look behind bushes??
6:27 PM, Monday August 23, 2010 CDT
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MrsBrightside wrote:
<3 *gives a cookie* Cos i'm sooo nice and all :P
Oh anddddd *hugs back* ^_^ 7:08 AM, Wednesday August 18, 2010 CDT
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Gurgi wrote:
i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. when i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit i'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you asshole. 12:06 PM, Saturday August 7, 2010 CDT
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Gurgi wrote:
Gurgi's turn
the full monte defeated 5v6, 17 to 13, (2,1,5,5,4 to 2,2,1,2,2,4) the full monte defeated 5v8, 28 to 25, (5,6,6,6,5 to 3,5,2,3,1,5,2,4) Gurgi: flag it now the full monte: i dont care 11:04 AM, Saturday August 7, 2010 CDT
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TheCinders wrote:
*puts words here cuz she can*
11:57 PM, Thursday July 22, 2010 CDT
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LifyaUrstie wrote:
Hallo, hallo.
Couldn't find your shrubery at the party. Damn! And can't find you on x-sketch... working you overtime with the ice cream. I'd like the banana please. I miss your drawings, I think I'm coming over all nostalgic (for 2 weeks ago). Yeaaaa, I'll fin'ja soon 7:35 PM, Tuesday July 6, 2010 CDT
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Gurgi wrote:
and yeah have fun at home after the party. Thnx for the invite [: remember to find me
11:44 AM, Thursday June 24, 2010 CDT
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