I do not give permission for my image or likeness to be used in this lackluster post. When I read these things my life shortens in all aspects so would prefer to be amazed and dazzled, otherwise left in peace.

The differences between and meaning of Beats & BigShots-

Firstly, you shouldn't really be bragging, but sometimes we allow ourselves to live in the moment and it slips out. Posting a brag in a forum isn't exactly a slip though is it, and quite frankly I don't see a 1st-3rd medal from you for the previous month (nor the accompanying Billy Joel avatar that such achievements can come adorned with) so I'm not sure under what pretense you think your post is entertaining, educational or inspirational? I for 1 aren't interested, even if I was immortal. You got one thing partially right, that is there are few people worth bragging about beating which might explain how I ended up here. Beating me might even actually be worth a brag, but it was a free roll, and I had 50 chips. Nobody gives a crap.

So what is a beat? A beat is when it takes you 2 weeks to locate the blue link and post the replay because you smashed your computer and donated the fist blood to buy a new one.