For those who like insane poker stories, here are two good ones that happend to me yesterday. I didn't copy/paste the logs, but I'll try to sum up the games as good as I can and hope you will have a good laugh. They are both taking place at 5k tables.

First one is 100% luck on flop, second one is, well, more psychological ? Some people might say it is a very, very stupid hand...


:: where is the nuts ? ::

victim: suppa stud

dealing pocket cards: 4 4
blinds are raised to 20k, 3 players left, 100k pot
dealing flop: 4 9 4
suppa stud bets 100k
3rd player folds somewhere between the reraises
morphine raises 200k
suppa stud raises 400k
morphine raises all in
suppa stud calls
turn and river give useless cards
suppa stud shows 9 9 for a full house, 9 fulls of 4
morphine shows 4 4 for four 4


:: king high for a 3 mil pot ::

victim: dr zoidberg

BACKGROUND: suppa stud (him again!) was having an ugly unlucky streak, and was going crazy on his bets. To warm up the table, he tells us he's going to raise 200k on next blind no matter what the hand. I'm in first position preflop.

dealing pocket cards: Kh Qh
morphine bets 200k
almost everyone folds (including suppa ;))
dr zoidberg calls
dealing flop: 9h 2s 5h
morphine bets 200k
dr zoidberg raises 400k
morphine raises 800k
dr zoidberg raises all in
morphine calls
turn and river give some usless cards like J 3 off suit
dr zoidberg shows Qd 8s for queen high
morphine shows Kh Qh for king high