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GREAT JOB COMPLETLY FUCKING UP THE PERFECT PLAY SENERIOS YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO FOLLOW TO BECOME A BETTER POKER PLAYER RYAN
TOMMY M. wrote
at 1:35 AM, Wednesday July 23, 2008 EDT
THE WAY THIS SITE RUNS IS STRICTLY FOR THE HIGHER % OF THE PLAYERS TO WANT TO PLAY HERE THE WEAKER PLAYERS WHO ARE SUPPOSE TO GET THIER WHOLE STACK WIPED OUT 5 OUT OF 6 ON A GUT SHOT DRAW NOT 1 IN 35 AND THEY SUCK OUT 34 OUT OF 35 RYAN WHATEVER YOU DID TO SET UP THE DRAWS FOR ALL THESE PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY TEXAS HOLDEM AND ARE IN THE PROSSES OF LEARNING IS DISGUSTING NOW EVERY1 AND THIER GRANDFATHER THINKS OHH I SHOULD JUST FLAY MY 3 OUT DRAW CUS I KNOW ILL DRAW OUT AND IF THESE SAME PEOPLE WHO PLAY ON YOUR SITE EVER PLAYED LIKE THEY DO HERE ON A REAL POKER SITE WITH REGULATED RANDOM NUMBER GENERATORS THE OUTCOME WOULD PROBALLY BE THEM GOING COMPLETLEY BANKRUPT I USED TO LOVE PLAYING ON YOUR SITE NOW I AM COMPLETLY FUCKING SICK OF WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO IT PEOPLE HITTING THIER 1 IN 4 DRAWS 6 OUT OF 7 3 OF SAME SUIT FLOPS ALWAYS OCCURING WHEN I HAVE 2 OF A DIFFERENT SUIT, PAIRED FLOPS WAY MORE THAN NORMAL AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF POOR POKER PLAYERS WHO PLAY HANDS LIKE 8 3 AND DRAW A SRTAIGHTON THE RIVER THE ODSS OF SHIT HAPPENING ON THIS SITE HAPPEN EXTREMLY UNBALANCED AND I KNOW THAT YOU MADE IT THAT WAY FOR BETTER TRAFIC ON THE SITE AND I HOPE EVERY1 ELSE LIKES LEARNING A FORM OF POKER THAT IS NONREALISTIC AND EXISTANT IN THE AMOUNT OF TIMES THINGS HAPPEN GIVEN A LONG PERIOD OF TIME WHY CANT YOU JUST MAKE A NORMAL SITE WHERE 4 HEARTS DONT ALWAYS KILL SOME1S GOOD HAND AND PEOPLE CAN JUST LEARN THE GAME THE WAY ITS SUPPOSE TO BE I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY 1 THAT AGREES WITH THIS CUS HALF THE SITE DOES AND DOESNT HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY ANYTHING BUT ITS SET UP AND PLAINLY OBVIOUS BUT IF PEOPLE ENJOY IT MORE POWER TO YOU NOT THEM.

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mystery man wrote
at 2:05 AM, Wednesday July 23, 2008 EDT
Ok i agree with tommy. Also there is obvious bias at the bigger tables especially the 500/1000 tables. Some players like myself get 1 good hand every 20hands. What chance do i have? Well rigged ryan.
coolchick wrote
at 2:09 AM, Wednesday July 23, 2008 EDT
Well, my conspiracy theory is that there's some sort of subliminal message that causes otherwise normal people like Tommy , Jack and myself to completely lose our minds.

Its getting to Lolly too, judging by the topless episode last night.Thank goodness Lei was there to tell us its her job to kill fun.
b82161 wrote
at 4:28 AM, Wednesday July 23, 2008 EDT
Tommy STHU play poker or leave thats ur choices
Salad Tosser wrote
at 4:41 AM, Wednesday July 23, 2008 EDT
Tommy why didnt you come up with this numbers while you were winning?

Funny that it are always players with 0 chips who start complaining about rigged games.

Yes its rigged...but you didnt seem to bother when you won with it..!!!!

And tommy....in order for people to understand you better i suggest using punctuation marks ( . , ! ? )
Merry Busines wrote
at 4:46 AM, Wednesday July 23, 2008 EDT
since when are you , jack and tommy normal persons coolchick?
Its not the rigged game that makes tis persons crazy...They already were insane.So stop crying.If you dont like rigged games tommy dont come here.Very Easy.Even a nuub like you should see this.
Dead Man's Hand wrote
at 5:24 AM, Wednesday July 23, 2008 EDT
to mystery man:

1good hand in 20 is more than most get so stop complaining man.damn

to tommy:

see salad tosser comment.I agree 100%

to coolchick:

you were never normal anyways

to mystery man again:

maybe you think other players get better cards..?Well maybe they bluff better.1 in 20 is above average..if you still cant win..well your mistake
coolchick wrote
at 6:51 AM, Wednesday July 23, 2008 EDT
You're right Merry and Dead.."extraordinary" is the word you're groping for, to describe all of us.
HaveFun wrote
at 7:08 AM, Wednesday July 23, 2008 EDT
Learn how to swim, Tommy boy.
Impatient wrote
at 8:54 AM, Wednesday July 23, 2008 EDT
Gpokr does not resemble real poker. People can disagree with me on this, but there is no way a human dealer would shovel out the wierd hands that come up on Gpokr. So if you're trying to improve your poker game, this is not the site for you. If you want a combination of poker and lottery, this is great fun. Maybe rename the site to Gpokery.
Impatient wrote
at 9:35 AM, Wednesday July 23, 2008 EDT
Other critiques about how Gpokr does/does not resemble poker:

Because Gpokr operates like a psuedo lottery, people always stay in for the river. If I had a lottery ticket, I would want to see all 7 numbers. Gpokr is no different. Either that, or the fold button is not prominent enough. Maybe program it red and to glow in the dark, with a message: if in doubt, press here."

The other thing is the month-long format. For God's sake, who wants to do anything competetively for a whole month. Never heard of a month-long golf tournament or spelling bee. What gives?

And lastly, the fact that there is no penalty for refill, means people who play Gpokr will never buckle down. I have over 200 refills this month. When you start out with 1500 chips, its nearly impossible to move up without giving into the lottery mentality of Gpokr. In any tournament, the playing field starts out level, and when you're done with your chips, spell a word wrong and fail to make the golf cut, you're out. No such spankings on Gpokr.

Anyway, Gpokr is far from perfect, but there are alot of nice people and fun to be had. You just have to overlook the wierd crap--in the same way you do when spending the holidays with your family.

Don't get me started on Jack Ramsland. lol.
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