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12 cows
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w0lf wrote
at 6:54 AM, Wednesday September 10, 2008 EDT
This couple goes to a 'farming applied' class. But because they had a quarrel before leaving, she sits in the front row, he goes to last. Professor says:
- A healthy bull will have 12 intercourses daily. - How many, professor? asks her. - Up to 12. - Please say that louder for people in the last row of seats, professor! - Excuse me, may i ask you with how many cows, professor? says him, loud, from last row. - 12 cows, of course. - Would you repeat that please for people in front row, please? |
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Gurgi wrote
at 8:26 PM, Wednesday September 10, 2008 EDT i GETT it :P heh
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Country Girl wrote
at 11:54 PM, Wednesday September 10, 2008 EDT OKkkkkkkk!! That'll work>>> 12 cows for u guys and 12 bulls for us girls:)LMAO hahahhaahahah
xoxoxoxoxoxo TY w0lf:) |
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masuhujo wrote
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