Anyone want to know what I hate worse then a suckout/donk.......?
Someone that doesnt know that they sucked out, or quite possibly, that they think they are good right after they hit their miricle full house on the river with their 6-2off.

We all get it, we are on Gpokr, a free internet poker site, not exactly going to attract the cream of the crop, if you will.
I am starting to think that there are alot of retard players on here, as when they are looking for a free poker site to play on, cus they are not good enough to play real money, they type in their handy dandy little Google toolbar "poker for retards."
Ryan must pay Google to make this site come up as the first result or something.


This is my problem.
Sure, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, even you Gurgi (lol), makes loose calls.
Whether they have a chip stack to back it up, or they just arnt getting hands, and feel like taking a chance.
Sure, that is fine, but the retards that call with anything, win, by pure luck of the draw, not due to rigging, then think that they are GOOD!!!
Those are the players that caused my wife extra plump, and sexy lips, from my fists beating them everytime someone thought their call with J-2 offsuit was brilliant.


Here is the deal, if you suck, admit it.
"I suck," see how easy that was?

If you put a bad beat on someone, sorry, using the term bad beat loosly, if you suck out on someone, when you called a raise, all in, whatever, on a hand that should never see anything else but the felt on the table, dont brag about how good you are, or that "I won didnt I!!!" or "A win is a win."

Seriously, it causes my blood pressure to skyrocket, I am starting to torcher my house pets, smack my wife more then she deserves, and look for a way to get all your personal information, steal your most likely worthless identity, then commit a murder and frame you for it.

So if you dont want ANY of those things to happen, get sucking.