Ok, lets clear something up.
I told gnice that he is welcome to smack my wife around, ONLY, and only if he gets beat by a retard calling with crap cards.
I am thinking that getting rivered might be justified though.
So, now, he just needs to clarify if it is my real life wife, or my gpokr wife.
For now I only have a real life wife, but working on the lucky gpokr dame who will accept my endless gpokr love.

So gnice, if at anytime, you need to smack one of my wifes around, it has to be the real life one, I wont put up with you hitting the other one.

Lay off her left side and kidneys, they are pretty badly beaten already.

......come on, I have SOME compassion.

i hardly see a river ...
you must bet high on turn if you think you have winning hand ...
if you don't do that, and you let people chase for a flush or str, ofcourse you get rivered a lot ...

AWW gnice....I CARE!!!! and I know how ya feel. Past couple of days, nothing but rivered....but oh well!!! New month coming up!! Best of luck in that medal charge. I gave up weeks ago. :)

AND Josh, keep talking that Miller Lite talk...it's working for ya! :D

annat, unlike you, I do not choose to intoxicate myself during the week, I like to save that for the weekends.
We big people have, what is called, important things to do the next day, that does not include nursing hangovers.

Whatever works for you, I wish you the best of luck.
If you need help sleeping at night, I can send you some roofys. I have plenty.

Well, I have to stand up for the woman side of this!!! Anna is not an alcoholic and Josh wasnt that kind of a low blow? Shame on you!!

On another note; the jealousy has got to stop, not an endearing quality. My 2 cents; now pass me a Miller Light too :-)

My bad Josh, It sounded like a midnight Miller Lite buzzed rant to me. And since I am an adult, I can drink and do whatever I want, whenever I want. Least I dont beat the ppl I care about!!!

AND, you got any offers on the last posts yet??? about someone out there for ya??? HMMMMM, I haven't seen anything.

Oh and on the subject of low blows (thx misst)....lets keep the name calling to a minimum Josh.

WOW, once again, I feel ATTACKED!
Maybe I deserve it? Nah, didnt think so.
annat, you love to hate me, and I hate to love you, is that such a bad thing?
I am not too sure why you have to drag my good name through this forum, whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess.

To my post about the, potential, extemely lucky gpokr dame: Nothing yet, but im still hoping.

Miss.T56............well, the only thing that comes to my mind is "disappointment" and "heartbroken."


Back to annat, I have decided that I will give you a break, no one deserves to be the bottom of my mid-week drinking binges, plus your mom asked me to take it easy on you.
I can do that, I have what is called "respect."
To answer your question I know that you are going to ask:
"respect" is not a word you can learn from the bottom of an empty Miller Lite bottle while reading the "Government Warning", located on the back of the bottle, while sitting on the toilet, playing Gpokr with your laptop.

No problem annat, we women have to stick together.
As for the woman bashing Josh (sorry, no pun intended to the real Mrs. Josh) I'm glad you have come to your senses and somewhat apologized for your random acts of cruelty. I realize in difficult times people can be hurtful to others but turning to a Miller Lite bottle is not the answer.......now arent you late for that AA meeting?

Josh, Please don't feel attacked. I could never hate you. You are far too amusing!!

Dragging YOUR name through this forum. Shall we take a look at some posts of yours? Oh, lookie at how that shoe fits you so well!

I will accept your offer in "taking it easy on me". In turn, let me help you.

Come on ladies of GPokr - Someone has to find this adorable, woman beater, toilet sitting while playing poker AND drinking a Miller Lite attractive!!!! Please ladies, give him a chance. Twice rejected is not helping his self esteem. Might I add, he can read and write? HELLO, GOLD here ladies. GOLD, I say!!!!

There Josh, maybe we can move past all of this and be uhh friends?

annat, very clever, honestly, I am shocked at the cleverness, very very sneaky, your cleverness supersedes me.
Too much with the "cleverness?"
Anyway, yes, GOLD, or Platinum, or Titanium, or something really cool I have never heard of is what I am.
Ladies step up!
Sarcasm with me annat? Back to arch enemies it is.
I was trying to be cool, but noooooooo.........


To be continued........