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cityfox wrote
at 4:54 AM, Sunday March 8, 2009 EDT
Seven Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ... 'F... You.' The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself. |
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Gurgi wrote
at 12:43 PM, Sunday March 8, 2009 EDT For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. -Dorothy. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. Multitasking means screwing up several things at once. Keep honking. I'm reloading. |
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Top Fuel wrote
at 3:52 PM, Sunday March 8, 2009 EDT that seems about right city lol
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Delboy71 wrote
at 4:02 PM, Sunday March 8, 2009 EDT spurs
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Johnjo wrote
at 10:48 AM, Monday March 9, 2009 EDT A guy walks into a butchers...
"The pig's trotters in the window" says the guy, "are they real?" "No!" says the butcher, "they're counterfeet" |
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Delboy71 wrote
at 12:37 PM, Monday March 9, 2009 EDT A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"
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