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Random question id like answered :D
Gurgi wrote
at 8:28 PM, Wednesday March 18, 2009 EDT
1) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! And they think Goofy is the stupid one :D

2) if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him

3_If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner.

4)How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

5) Why do people say "heads up" when they want you you to duck?


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mystery man wrote
at 8:35 PM, Wednesday March 18, 2009 EDT
1)Goofy is more evolved than pluto...except for his brain.

2)I don't know jimmy but corn is an important staple in some parts of the world.

3) Theres nothing like the thrill of the hunt.

4) new stuff = improvement on old stuff

5) People naturally do the opposite of what they are told. Its human nature:)
odnexa1 wrote
at 4:24 AM, Thursday March 19, 2009 EDT
lol, funny mystery man :)
ThamesBoy wrote
at 8:58 AM, Thursday March 19, 2009 EDT
Why is "a pair of trousers" singular?
Enjoi SB wrote
at 8:59 AM, Thursday March 19, 2009 EDT
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [5h, 3c]
marcusmoura02 takes a seat
honeybabybaby raises $1,950
Enjoi SB calls
louppo folds
Dealing flop: [4h, 3h, 9d]
Dealing turn: [6d]
Dealing river: [7h]
honeybabybaby shows [Ks, Kd] for a pair of Kings
Enjoi SB shows [5h, 3c] for a straight seven high
Enjoi SB wins main pot $3,050
honeybabybaby wins side pot $450

hella OWNED
Enjoi SB wrote
at 5:58 PM, Thursday March 19, 2009 EDT
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [8c, 7d]
watch this now calls
Burncard folds
Coffeejp calls
dr. zoidberg 69 raises $1,650
Enjoi SB calls
kiteshred calls
watch this now calls
Coffeejp folds
Dealing flop: [Qh, 5d, 4s]
kiteshred checks
watch this now bets $50
!! Damo !! takes a seat
kiteshred calls
Dealing turn: [6c]
kiteshred checks
watch this now checks
Dealing river: [8h]
kiteshred checks
watch this now checks
Enjoi SB shows [8c, 7d] for a straight eight high
kiteshred shows [Kh, Kd] for a pair of Kings
watch this now shows [Ah, Jc] for Ace high
dr. zoidberg 69 shows [Ad, 5h] for a pair of fives
Enjoi SB wins main pot $6,050
kiteshred wins side pot $450
kiteshred wins side pot $100
dr. zoidberg 69 stands up

Enjoi SB wrote
at 6:03 PM, Thursday March 19, 2009 EDT
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [9d, 6h]
mtn dew man raises $300
LoodAChris folds
nIxeIn folds
Enjoi SB raises $2,275
mtn dew man calls
Dealing flop: [7h, 5h, 5s]
Dealing turn: [3d]
Dealing river: [8s]
Enjoi SB shows [9d, 6h] for a straight nine high
mtn dew man shows [9h, 9s] for two pair, nines and fives
Enjoi SB wins main pot $4,675
Coyotlboy wrote
at 7:16 PM, Thursday March 19, 2009 EDT
Number 3: I presume that you have never eaten fresh, free-range roadrunner. There are some things in life that you just cannot purchase no matter how much money you have.
Enjoi SB wrote
at 9:53 PM, Thursday March 19, 2009 EDT
im better at playing poker than gurgi boi could ever imagine
Enjoi SB wrote
at 10:45 PM, Thursday March 19, 2009 EDT
Starting Hand
totah calls
Roddy folds
slick7 raises $22,500
gnice37 folds
totah calls
Dealing flop: [4d, 6d, 2c]
slick7 bets $20,000
totah calls
Dealing turn: [9c]
slick7 bets $35,000
totah raises $70,000
slick7 calls
Dealing river: [9h]
slick7 checks
totah bets $372,500
slick7 calls
totah shows [5h, 9s] for three nines
slick7 shows [As, Ac] for two pair, Aces and nines
totah wins main pot $980,000
cbrum1989 wrote
at 8:33 PM, Friday March 20, 2009 EDT
enjoi ur a dickhead
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