Like a Noob..... Sing it to the sound of “Madonna’s- Like A Prayer”


Gpokr is a mystery, everybody’s hands unknown,
I see you call my hand
And it feels like nooooobs

Chorus:

When you call my hand, I’m like a little scared,
Im down on my chips, I wanna take you out
In the midnight hour, curse the servers power!
Just like a noob, you fill me with despair.

I see your raise, and i begin my sighing
I have no choice, I can not fold
I think I’m dying
I close my eyes, oh God my Aces failing
Out of the flop, I close my eyes
Ryan help me!!

(chorus)

Like a child, you proclaim I’m a bully
You lack control, just like a noob
Now Im dancing (in the sand).
This is like extreme, no end and many beginnings
You’re here with me, I want to scream.
Let the sharks sing...........

(chorus)

Just like a noob, your win is so unfair
Just like amusement to me, 0 tables are a mystery
Just like a bad dream, you are not what you seem
Just like so unfair, no choice, no voice, can’t fold my pair.