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w0lf wrote
at 3:37 AM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST
I can guess, considering you have two babes:
China: You have two lovels. And one billion leasons for that. India: You have two lovers. Buddha has no idea about that... Bhutan: You have two lovers. But you're a monk, so there is something wrong in here... Pakistan: You have two lovers. The oldest is 6 years old... Iraq: You have two lovers. You're still bored. Dubai: You have two lovers. They're both plated in gold. Turkey: You have two lovers. One is cooking for you, one does your laundry, one is ironing, and one is supervising the other threee. You were expecting us to beleive you have only two lovers?! Russia: You have two lovers: Stalinskaya and Moskovskaya. The rest of the girls are in Italy. Bulgaria: You have two lovers. One is called Sofia. The other one is asking 'where have you been to this hour?'. 'To Sofia'. You're safe. Greece: You have two lovers. Your neighbour kind'a like one of them. You find one morning a huge wooden horse in front of your house. Better run! France: You have two lovers. Are you related to Henry VIII? Holland: You have two lovers. You can marry both. They can marry each other. Germany: You have two lovers. They are both blondes. Sweden: You have two lovers. Astonishing, you really can find anything at IKEA! England: You have two lovers. Both are gorgeous. You've been drinking too much again... Italy: You have two lovers. They both share same boot... Spain: You have two lovers. You soon discover they are sisters. A little later you find out you're their brother who died at birth. And you have a twin brother, that lost his inheritance from the driver of your boss. Only because the driver cannot remember anything from his childhood. Your live is a soap. Mexico: You have two lovers. Some thiefs come and steal half of them. Your neighbour will pass you one. You lend three more from the bar across the street. The neighbour gets back his. How many did you left? Brazil: You have two lovers. Rosaria Fiorella Andrea Luiza Esmeralda Carla Victoria Alessandra del Campo. And one more. Peru: You have two lovers. See Spain above... USA: You have two lovers. One on Facebook, the other on Myspace. Useless to say you never met any of them. |
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masuhujo wrote
at 3:47 AM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST lol!
and errmmm.. Romania, w0lf?? |
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odnexa1 wrote
at 7:59 AM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST Belgium : you had two lovers ... both are killed by a pedophile serial killer
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greeeny wrote
at 9:06 AM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST Ireland-You have two lovers,they are both sheep.
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masuhujo wrote
at 9:14 AM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST Polygamie is not allowed in Holland btw..
Haiti: you HAD two lovers.. |
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w0lf wrote
at 11:21 AM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST Romania:
You have two lovers. One of them is asking: 'Was it from your house all that scandal and fight last night?' Nice to see the list is getting longer. But that was sad, masu =/ |
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Stacey Blossom wrote
at 12:43 PM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST Hahaha Holland..........marry both? Oke ;)
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***Insane*** wrote
at 1:33 PM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST LOL wonderful wolfy. LOL greeny, think pretty tight competition with Ireland and New
Zealand there. |
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MrSmooth wrote
at 3:33 PM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST Australia: both of my cleaning ladies are vying for the job. The "actress" might fake it better, but the "painter" is more creative.
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