I've decided to move on. So long and thanks for the lols. I originally posted my retirement message last month, but I didn't have posting privileges at the time. I duly saved my message in my note taking app and have posted it in the same thread today:
http://gpokr.com/discussion/topics/45157544?page=last#end

But alas, this is the final goodbye. If anyone wants to get in contact, just post your email here for me.

I love you,
PigSmoker