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***ATTENTION fellow GPokrers***
whodowhat? wrote
at 4:41 PM, Friday July 18, 2008 EDT
Mr. and Mrs. Bartlemy are no longer married. I have filed for divorce as he is a cheater! At this moment, I will take possession of 50% of his stack which is roughly 853K give or take a few dimes. Going forward, I reserve the right to claim no more than 60% of his future earnings. As to the possession of our medals, they will be shared. Ryan, please see that you add these to my account. I will try my best to remain civil. However, no guarantee can be made at this time! To the fellow women gpokrers...please be warned!! Also, he wont have much to offer every month with the majority going to me! and for you that don't know him...he goes by, Bartlemy, Daz the Cheater, Bartzy and Bartzo! I am sure that he will create others, so be forewarned

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DAZ THE CHEATER wrote
at 1:49 PM, Saturday July 19, 2008 EDT
awww.....crying :(
DAZ THE CHEATER wrote
at 1:50 PM, Saturday July 19, 2008 EDT
hold on a minute....am i the olaintiff or the deffendant..every1s been accused!!!!
myerlyn wrote
at 2:16 PM, Saturday July 19, 2008 EDT
plzzzzzzzzzz stop I cant take it anymore ROFLMMFAO......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.This is by far the best thing Ive ever seen on the forum.Great Job everyone Keep it up!
annat wrote
at 2:40 PM, Saturday July 19, 2008 EDT
Hold the phone Mr PI Man, You may need to check your resources before blasting these allegations. As the only other man that I IM is Bighall, Daz was there!!! Yes, that's right, Daz and I work(ed) that way! So, to your resources...Bah! Now, there has been some recent developments, but only after the divorce!

Daz, we have talked a bit, I am still thinking but, just know that the wuv was never our problem!!!
bartlemy wrote
at 2:41 PM, Saturday July 19, 2008 EDT
the wuv was always there!
so whats our problem?
STOP THIS MAAAADNESSSS!!!!
bartlemy wrote
at 2:47 PM, Saturday July 19, 2008 EDT
and....there has been much talk of me and my pink shorts
i previously stated that it pink flattered me...but i would like to withdraw that statement, and share with you all the truth

one day i put my favourate pair of CK boxers in the washing....unaware that annas sexy red thong was already in there....therefore dying my extremely manly boxers pink!!!
-that is all....we will have no more rumours please
bartzo wrote
at 3:22 PM, Saturday July 19, 2008 EDT
On Your Azz P.I. checks
zaff frutiger checks
robbie07 folds
Ramones checks
Dealing turn: [9h]
bartlemy checks
annat bets $200
priqito folds
On Your Azz P.I. calls
zaff frutiger folds
Ramones folds
bartlemy folds
Dealing river: [3c]
annat bets $200
On Your Azz P.I. raises $1,000
annat calls
annat shows [9c, 9s] for a full house, nines full of Kings
On Your Azz P.I. shows [8h, 2s] for a pair of Kings
annat wins main pot $3,800

SHOULD WE REALLY TRUST THIS MAN WHO BLUFFS??
LOL
On Your Azz P.I. wrote
at 3:32 PM, Saturday July 19, 2008 EDT
Wait, hold the friggin phone....He was at the table with Bartlemy and he posts with Bartzo at the same time. We need to make sure we get financial statements on these alter egos. Who do you trust GPOKRVILLE
Lei wrote
at 6:45 AM, Sunday July 20, 2008 EDT
Witness statement No.5
I was approached to fill a vacancy in Mr Bartlemys staff, the rather envious position of best friend. I was advised Mrs Bartlemy no longer wanted the job. I was advised of the rather onerous requirements of this position, which were things such as availability at all hours, pander to his ego etc etc. I considered the job and was put on for a trial period of one hour. Imagine my shock when I realised I was actually required to be a mere plaything, a floozy, one of three such "mistresses", and would only get 46 mins a week with Mr Bartlemy!!! I immediately refused the job and went home and sobbed my eyes out for 2 hours. But now I realise I am much better off escaping the whole sordid business, but I am rather dreading my time in court to make my statement. However I would like to continue my friendship with all interested parties, if they are willing.
cityfox wrote
at 7:09 AM, Sunday July 20, 2008 EDT
bartlemy: pffft....it was 29mins....now 46
777up: hahaha
Bowsa has left
bartlemy: and every 2nd week....not EVERY week...jeeeeez
777up: rofl
Errk is here
Lei: no u promised 46 min a week
777up: errrr
cityfox: me thinks she is being paid to drag it out
777up: hahaha
Errk: hey lynn
bartlemy: no i promised u 14 mins every 2nd thursday
Errk: ~smoooch~
777up: gm hon
Lei: that wasnt what u said at the restaurant that night....
bartlemy: then i promoted u....and it became 29mins evry 2nd thursday
777up: rofl
bartlemy: well the restuarant was different....shhhh
777up: nh
bartlemy: i really just wanted u 2 pay for the hotel to be honest
cityfox: the river of no return
777up: more evidence!!
Lei: ah but it was ur credit card i used
Errk has left
BADdash is here
bartlemy: meh
777up: this case has just started!!
BADdash has left
Country Girl is here
BONZADAVE has left
Lei: i told u it would drag on for weeks
Lei: hi cg
bartlemy: where is judge rob S??
bartlemy: haaaa
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