Suppose I should start by introducing myself. Kab00m is my name, breaking hearts and stealing chips is my game. This is my story.

I started back a few months ago, as a Gpokr all-inner and total n00b. As the months passed, I made quite a name for myself here in the Gpokr world.

After a short-lived marriage to Josh22 followed by a nasty divorce, I found myself the object of many Gpokr boy's affections. Not wanting to immediately marry again, I broke gnice's heart telling him that I wanted only an affair, no love involved. Many others have vied for my attention and affection, but I have yet to give in.

I do have a dirty little secret, however. I had a hot steamy one night affair with another Gpokr hottie that I choose to keep anonymous at this time. (You know who you are...CALL ME <3)

I have 2 Gpokr children. Tweety Bird and xXxJozefxXx. I love my children very much and take very good care of them. They get 10k in allowance a week, and can borrow the car as long as they do their chores around the house.

You can imagine how shocked and surprised I was to find I had another son. I got the email notifying me of the child in question. (Please see below).

Kab00m's SON :) has added you as a friend.

I'm not sure who the father of this child is, but he'll be paying child support for sure!!!

Well, that's all for this episode...please stay tuned....

Gnice, I'm so sorry for breaking your heart. I'm still down for an affair though!!!

Josh, I'm waiting (not so patiently) for my alimony payments to start coming in.

Mr. Anonymous. Wow. That's all I'm saying. WOW!!!!

~K