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GHOON wrote
at 3:38 PM, Wednesday February 4, 2009 EST
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Kc, Kd]
joe d raises $2,000
GHOON raises $13,000
PokiTheKing raises $92,500
FarHan %heri folds
willeke folds
Minitiger folds
Kizzadaman folds
joe d calls
GHOON calls
Dealing flop: [8c, Jd, 8d]
Dealing turn: [9d]
Dealing river: [7s]
joe d shows [8s, 8h] for four eights
GHOON shows [Kc, Kd] for two pair, Kings and eights
PokiTheKing shows [9h, 9s] for a full house, nines full of eights
joe d wins main pot $158,223
joe d wins side pot $80,518
GHOON stands up
PokiTheKing stands up

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JulesDogg wrote
at 9:48 AM, Friday February 6, 2009 EST
Here's another gpokr special.

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Kh, Tc]
get her done raises $400
barryboy calls
sasha1973 sits out
JulesDogg calls
sasha1973 stands up
samirelkebir sits out
samirelkebir sits in
neon009 calls
samirelkebir calls
DeiMudda calls
Dealing flop: [Jd, Kd, Kc]
samirelkebir bets $400
DeiMudda calls
get her done calls
barryboy calls
JulesDogg raises $4,000
neon009 folds
samirelkebir folds
DeiMudda calls
get her done folds
barryboy folds
Dealing turn: [2d]
Dealing river: [2c]
DeiMudda shows [2h, Ks] for a full house, Kings full of twos
JulesDogg shows [Kh, Tc] for a full house, Kings full of twos
DeiMudda wins main pot $3,750
JulesDogg wins main pot $3,750
JulesDogg wins side pot $2,050

What the hell is K2 doing in the hand anyway?
JulesDogg wrote
at 10:21 AM, Friday February 6, 2009 EST
Another gem:

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Kh, Ks]
F3A12L3SS calls
catarina raises $4,800
LORD POKER folds
MicJules calls
DeiMudda calls
willeke folds
JulesDogg raises $17,500
carrillo34 folds
F3A12L3SS folds
catarina raises $24,152
MicJules calls
DeiMudda calls
Dealing flop: [As, Js, 5c]
Dealing turn: [3h]
Dealing river: [2h]
catarina shows [6d, Ad] for a pair of Aces
MicJules shows [Td, 6c] for Ace high
DeiMudda shows [8h, 8s] for a pair of eights
JulesDogg shows [Kh, Ks] for a pair of Kings
catarina wins main pot $50,832
catarina wins side pot $14,976
catarina wins side pot $22,704
MicJules stands up
JulesDogg stands up
JulesDogg wrote
at 3:38 PM, Friday February 6, 2009 EST
Just got knocked out of a cash tourney at full tilt. 90 player, $2 buy in. I'm going ok in 5th with $10,000 and only 10 players left. Top 9 get paid. Blinds 200/100

I'm on the button and it's folded to me. I hold Jh,9h and raise to $700 to steal the blinds. SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: Ah,Kh,8h

Player 1 checks and I bet $400 into $1600
Player 1 raises to $2800
I push all in and type 'go on call'

He calls with As,5c

Turn: A
River: K

So sick, i nearly fell of my chair. Instead of hitting the final table after a $10k double-up to $20k and a decent chance of winning freakin runner runner dumps me out right on the bubble.

Freaky cards don't just happen here ppl.
Metsar wrote
at 3:56 PM, Friday February 6, 2009 EST
Point is not the amount of chips, Ghoon, point is the noobmoves. Btw holdme, that hand was in a tourney, you called my preflopraise with 56; i flop top pair and you push all in; since i know what a bullshitter you are and since you were bullying all the time, i call, you went all in with mid pair and river me with double pair. So two questions; why call preflopraise in a tourney with 56 and why pushing all in with mid pair.
Top Fuel wrote
at 8:24 PM, Friday February 6, 2009 EST
WE ARE ALL NOOBS IF HE DONT WIN (mets)
Metsar wrote
at 11:07 PM, Friday February 6, 2009 EST
AS I said before, not when I lose to properly played hands; 2nd time.
Metsar wrote
at 11:38 PM, Friday February 6, 2009 EST
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Kd, Jd]
fularry007 takes a seat
gpokr FBI agent calls
Metsar raises $1,000
MAATAOUI ONE folds
Stoolie calls
joe d calls
fularry007 stands up
cexpress calls
gpokr FBI agent calls
Dealing flop: [8s, Kh, 3h]
joe d bets $200
cexpress calls
gpokr FBI agent raises $400
Metsar raises $2,200
Stoolie calls
joe d calls
cexpress folds
gpokr FBI agent raises $14,400
Metsar calls
Stoolie folds
joe d calls
Dealing turn: [4d]
joe d checks
Metsar bets $1,600
joe d calls
Dealing river: [9d]
gpokr FBI agent shows [3s, 8h] for two pair, eights and threes
Metsar shows [Kd, Jd] for a pair of Kings
joe d shows [Qh, 7h] for King high
gpokr FBI agent wins main pot $51,800
Metsar wins side pot $3,200
Metsar wrote
at 12:02 AM, Saturday February 7, 2009 EST
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Td, Jc]
Metsar raises $4,000
joe d folds
slick7 folds
slick7 stands up
cexpress folds
gpokr FBI agent calls
Dealing flop: [4c, Qc, 3c]
gpokr FBI agent checks
Metsar checks
Dealing turn: [5s]
gpokr FBI agent checks
Metsar checks
Dealing river: [Jd]
gpokr FBI agent bets $10,600
Metsar calls
gpokr FBI agent shows [Jh, 6s] for a pair of Jacks
Metsar shows [Td, Jc] for a pair of Jacks
Metsar wins main pot $23,500
gpokr FBI agent wins side pot $2,900
Metsar wrote
at 12:15 AM, Saturday February 7, 2009 EST
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Kh, Ks]
slick7 raises $4,400
TazKiller folds
zaxaxax folds
phc208 calls
joker_99 calls
Metsar calls
cexpress folds
Dealing flop: [6h, 8s, 4h]
slick7 bets $8,500
phc208 calls
joker_99 calls
Dealing turn: [Jc]
phc208 checks
joker_99 checks
Dealing river: [Qd]
phc208 checks
joker_99 bets $15,000
phc208 folds
Metsar shows [Kh, Ks] for a pair of Kings
slick7 shows [8d, Kd] for a pair of eights
joker_99 shows [Qh, 4d] for two pair, Queens and fours
joker_99 wins main pot $12,200
joker_99 wins side pot $29,700
joker_99 wins side pot $15,000
Metsar stands up
slick7 stands up
slick7 takes a seat
Top Fuel wrote
at 1:35 AM, Saturday February 7, 2009 EST
mets ur a LIL babby its pokr u BITCH
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