1. Anyone who gives real information about themselves, because lying is the essence of poker

2. The guy who comes 101st, because I hate feeling sympathy for anyone

3. Tit and bum closeups...can't we start a hands and feet fetish instead?

4. Mods who bend over backwards to be fair.A god complex and irrationality would make them more fun.

5. People who go all in first hand in a tourney, because I get insanely jealous of the guy who ends up with 4.5k.

6. Whingers who say its rigged, then continue to play here.

7. Whistle blowers, because who gives a rats.

8. People who say "nh" to the guy who lucked the river.

9. Attention seekers...no, delete that one

Did I say 10?...I lied