All of you can scoff at Retardzor,but the guy is on to Ryans bullshit...
Over 70% of the players have left...Any of you wonder why?

All Ryan needs to do is come on here and say "gpokr is not rigged"

I promise to never use the word "rigged" on this site again if he does this

I will believe him. As a fellow Canadian I can confirm we are incapable of lying.

The kind of beats we see can't be the result of a bad RNG. A weak source of entropy would result in predicability and patterns that could be taken advantage of. Constant setups and suck outs have to be the result of purposeful design not flawed design.

Losing hurts more than winning feels good.

So it's hard sometimes to remember the style of play on gpokr is completely different from the way real poker is played and this results in completely different results. People call preflop bets with absolute garbage (myself included). Regardless of the cards, if you get AA/KK 4 handed preflop you're not in good shape. Strong hands lose more people are playing pots and chasing hands they would have no business playing in real poker, or if they tried they'd be bankrupt in hours.

Having said that, this site is obviously rigged. I try to keep in mind that my emotional bias after losing hands, but the BS I see here is inexplicable. As a small example, I've played against brandino/arrr/whatever and his countless socket puppet accounts for a long time. The kind of runs he goes on simply cannot be dismissed as bad luck. He's not capable of cheating (his chat mannerism suggests he is no older than 9) and he always eventually crashes. So this to me is some kind of evidence of programmed hot streaks followed by down swings -- orders of magnitude more dramatic than in real poker and nothing that could be explained as plausible using probability theory.

But it's up to you Ryan. Please shut me up.

I can hardly wait for Ryan to reply....
but maybe I better pack a lunch.....
It ain't gonna happen.....

Is that your old boy in the pic North? :)

And yes, I'm all over Ryan's ass like a rash atm (btw Ryan, you should get that rash cleared up). I don't recommend Calamine lotion though because it's a SCAM, a bit like, ...well you know.

3 reasons why Ryan won't bother with this thread (4 if you include him not wanting to talk to me).

1. Programmers have big egos, if he built his RNG from scratch he would never admit its flawed and inadequate.

2. Admitting it's flawed means he has to replace it, and Ryan is not a confident enough programmer to risk trying it (which is why money was invented, to pay someone else to do it...).

3. He knows the RNG must be screwed for each and every reason outlined in this thread, and all the others.



Firstly, just because Canadians are nice people doesn't mean they're not full of shit. Maybe you're so nice you're just gullible skilled? (But you don't sound gullible to me). You're definitely correct about entropy (which in simple terms is what helps to create more randomness) but I must note I've run up to 700k on here totally exploiting the program, which is why to this day I lean towards believing Ryan just incompetent with regards to poker, not necessarily with everything else in his life. I'm not a computer scientist so I can't run it up like that everyday, but if I was one, I could, would be a piece of cake on this site. The game is definitely rigged, I don't care why or how..., I just want it fixed ASAP (he's already had 10 years). Ryan has already said its not rigged, but that means nothing, because there is no doubt it is. If it wasn't, I wouldn't have wasted 100 hours testing, compiling and writing up my complaint to the FTC which is ready to go once I hit send, and Ryan will be finished (or at least this RNG will be). You're also right about the streaks skilled, which are completely abnormal and to the extreme here ('entertainment'?!?!), further confirming the use of a prehistoric pseudo RNG, which are known for all kinds of abnormalities, and are the easiest to rig, that's a fact, and so no pseudo RNG sites can ever be fully trusted, in fact, just having the gumpshin to still use them in this day and age suggests a lack of personal integrity.

The clock ticks, but not on me, or my persuasiveness.

Sorry for hijacking my thread, carry on...! (good posts btw)

you seem to miss the point, my comment is factual and note, i put "twice" as i knew you would reply again, soooooo very predictable!!

DEAR RYAN, I KNOW RERAZOR NEEDS A FIX....

Your cigar isn't lit either..!

Everyone is still sitting here scratching their balls waiting for Ryan!

He is busy counting his membership money from everyone that pays his mortgage....
Maybe if all the members stopped paying he might actually give a shit about the people that play here, apart from that have fun :)

Maddieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

you know members hate that thinking John...
70% of the players have left..does no one out there get it??

Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny :o)
I dont understand all the complaining. Really if you arent happy with the site then just move onto another. This site has been support for people who have many health issues and a site people can dabble on while at work or after work. It was designed for fun, not for real poker. A bit like candy crush and some who pay for boosts to help them get through it. But if people arent happy with the results they give up that game and they move on. I do not disagree btw the site has alot of issues and people are entitled to their opinions. Some people agree with this post to a degree and others dont. But sheesh OTP.

Btw anyone seen Vag?