Review of		Review	Date
	012525	"2011-02-27 chat from kaniella table: "01010101010101: fu oakcliff.......... 01010101010101 has left." 01010101010101 chatted this LONG after I had stopped chatting--10 minutes at least--but he must have been acutely aware that I never left the table (though I was doing other things in the meanwhile). I never sat in at the table at all when I saw he was playing, but I did stop to give fair warning to all the players at that full table that 01010101010101 (among his many aliases) loves to take the MAXIMUM amount of time on EVERY bet. It is an interesting behavior that parallels the behavior noted by the moderator who banned 01010101010101 for disrupting XSketch (see the "modded" section at the top of this page). My current guess is that 01010101010101 wants to be noticed and liked but doesn't know how to do it, and "faithfully" sticking to the abnormal behavior gives him a sense of accomplishment--even of honor. He may say to himself, "See? I can stick to this behavior despite its difficulty. No one else can be this devoted to something so small. I have accomplished something! And there is honor in my devotion to it despite it being condemned by 'normal' society--in fact, the condemnation MAKES it honorable." If only it worked like that. Just a theory, of course. 01010101010101 might someday devote himself to a higher goal and that would be good for him and for GPokr and for the world. ++++++++++ 0x1555 = 012525 = 01010101010101 = smallpenis == all the same guy (and the list keeps growing)..........2011-02-13 add smallpenis to the list of aliases used by the guy whose hobby is to take the MAXIMUM amount of time on EVERY bet. The poker-like aspects of GPokr hold little interest for him except to the extent that they let him get as many chances as possible to take the MAXIMUM amount of time on EVERY bet. Even when he has a clearly losing hand, he will raise you because then he will get to bet again and take the MAXIMUM amount of time when doing it. ++++++++++ 2011-02-06 01010101010101 wrote: "Yeh, Yeh, Yeh that's one thing that Oakcliff can really do is chat, chat, chat. He's an endless drip of useless and relentless chat. You could double your useable bandwidth by just shutting off his chat channel." 01010101010101 is a typical bully, jerk, web boy--he addresses process rather than right and wrong, honor and dishonor, politeness and rudeness. His wrongful, dishonorable, rude behavior is a much more important topic than whether I chat a lot. I chat and review so the bullies, jerks, and web boys won't have it all their way. ++++++++++ 2011-02-05 ..... 0x1555 and 012525 and 01010101010101 appear to be the same person. He (all three) loves to take the maximum time on every bet he makes. He had all three characters sit at my table consecutively to show off, I suppose. He is mad that I left a review of 0x1555 castigating him for his boorish behavior. Pathetically, he left a review for himself using one of his alter egos. ++++++++++ 2011-02-05 0x1555 wrote: "Oakcliff is a relentless badgerer and a hateful person. He continued to ridicule me for my slow play. It's true I am a little slow. It's partially because of me and partially my old computer which originally started as a windows 95 laptop but now has been converted to Linux it's still quite slow but I just can't see throwing it away. In the end you could solve this problem by simply speeding up the game because I'm just barely in the window of being able to turn it around now." I believe 0x555 is lying and pretending to be a sympathetic figure. 0x1555 is purposely lying when he says "I am a little slow"--on EVERY bet he took the MAXIMUM amount of time--he was NOT "a little slow"--he was MAXIMUM slow EVERY time. 0x555 made hundreds of bets and ALWAYS took the maximum amount of time to make the bet--0x555 NEVER mentioned his pretended "computer problem" in chat at the time--the others at the table shared my feeling that 0x555 was TRYING to goad us by wasting our time with his slow betting. The fact that 0x1555 is posting a review proves that he could easily have explained AT THE TIME "my apologies, my computer is slow--I am not trying to mess with you all"--0x1555 never apologized, never explained, never chatted AT ALL--to any reasonable person, that lack of communication is evidence of a guilty conscience on 0x1555's part. Had 0x1555 EVEN NOW been a truly sympathetic figure with a slow computer, he would have APOLOGIZED for the inconvenience he was causing us--instead he goes on the offensive which is to me MORE proof of his bad intention. Your move, 0x1555. If you are for real then APOLOGIZE to everyone (but me) for your slow play; you should have done it AT THAT TIME, of course. Since you did not and do not apologize, you are not for real, you are just trying to weasel out of the public scorn you deserve. ++++++++++ 2011-02-05 0x1555 takes as much time as possible on every bet he makes. He NEVER failed, in hundreds of bets, to let his timer go to the last tick or beyond. He was clearly testing his ability to bet or fold one instant before he would turn "AWAY," but he failed frequently. 0x155's boorish behavior compelled others to make note of it--especially me. I tried humor, I tried shame, I tried mockery to get 0x1555 to conform on that point, but to no avail. Finally, I wrote in chat that I would be leaving a review of him and 0x1555 left the table (which he should have done long before). That might be proof that 0x1555 has some sense of shame after all. Yes, you have the "right" to play that way, 0x1555, just as the rest of us have the right to resent you for it and publicly proclaim your bad behavior. Choose your behavior and let it serve you well. Your Humble Servant, oakcliff P.S. Be considerate, be civilized, and we will welcome you with open arms." by oakcliff	Sunday February 27, 2011
	0x1555	"2011-02-27 chat from kaniella table: "01010101010101: fu oakcliff.......... 01010101010101 has left." 01010101010101 chatted this LONG after I had stopped chatting--10 minutes at least--but he must have been acutely aware that I never left the table (though I was doing other things in the meanwhile). I never sat in at the table at all when I saw he was playing, but I did stop to give fair warning to all the players at that full table that 01010101010101 (among his many aliases) loves to take the MAXIMUM amount of time on EVERY bet. It is an interesting behavior that parallels the behavior noted by the moderator who banned 01010101010101 for disrupting XSketch (see the "modded" section at the top of this page). My current guess is that 01010101010101 wants to be noticed and liked but doesn't know how to do it, and "faithfully" sticking to the abnormal behavior gives him a sense of accomplishment--even of honor. He may say to himself, "See? I can stick to this behavior despite its difficulty. No one else can be this devoted to something so small. I have accomplished something! And there is honor in my devotion to it despite it being condemned by 'normal' society--in fact, the condemnation MAKES it honorable." If only it worked like that. Just a theory, of course. 01010101010101 might someday devote himself to a higher goal and that would be good for him and for GPokr and for the world. ++++++++++ 0x1555 = 012525 = 01010101010101 = smallpenis == all the same guy (and the list keeps growing)..........2011-02-13 add smallpenis to the list of aliases used by the guy whose hobby is to take the MAXIMUM amount of time on EVERY bet. The poker-like aspects of GPokr hold little interest for him except to the extent that they let him get as many chances as possible to take the MAXIMUM amount of time on EVERY bet. Even when he has a clearly losing hand, he will raise you because then he will get to bet again and take the MAXIMUM amount of time when doing it. ++++++++++ 2011-02-06 01010101010101 wrote: "Yeh, Yeh, Yeh that's one thing that Oakcliff can really do is chat, chat, chat. He's an endless drip of useless and relentless chat. You could double your useable bandwidth by just shutting off his chat channel." 01010101010101 is a typical bully, jerk, web boy--he addresses process rather than right and wrong, honor and dishonor, politeness and rudeness. His wrongful, dishonorable, rude behavior is a much more important topic than whether I chat a lot. I chat and review so the bullies, jerks, and web boys won't have it all their way. ++++++++++ 2011-02-05 ..... 0x1555 and 012525 and 01010101010101 appear to be the same person. He (all three) loves to take the maximum time on every bet he makes. He had all three characters sit at my table consecutively to show off, I suppose. He is mad that I left a review of 0x1555 castigating him for his boorish behavior. Pathetically, he left a review for himself using one of his alter egos. ++++++++++ 2011-02-05 0x1555 wrote: "Oakcliff is a relentless badgerer and a hateful person. He continued to ridicule me for my slow play. It's true I am a little slow. It's partially because of me and partially my old computer which originally started as a windows 95 laptop but now has been converted to Linux it's still quite slow but I just can't see throwing it away. In the end you could solve this problem by simply speeding up the game because I'm just barely in the window of being able to turn it around now." I believe 0x555 is lying and pretending to be a sympathetic figure. 0x1555 is purposely lying when he says "I am a little slow"--on EVERY bet he took the MAXIMUM amount of time--he was NOT "a little slow"--he was MAXIMUM slow EVERY time. 0x555 made hundreds of bets and ALWAYS took the maximum amount of time to make the bet--0x555 NEVER mentioned his pretended "computer problem" in chat at the time--the others at the table shared my feeling that 0x555 was TRYING to goad us by wasting our time with his slow betting. The fact that 0x1555 is posting a review proves that he could easily have explained AT THE TIME "my apologies, my computer is slow--I am not trying to mess with you all"--0x1555 never apologized, never explained, never chatted AT ALL--to any reasonable person, that lack of communication is evidence of a guilty conscience on 0x1555's part. Had 0x1555 EVEN NOW been a truly sympathetic figure with a slow computer, he would have APOLOGIZED for the inconvenience he was causing us--instead he goes on the offensive which is to me MORE proof of his bad intention. Your move, 0x1555. If you are for real then APOLOGIZE to everyone (but me) for your slow play; you should have done it AT THAT TIME, of course. Since you did not and do not apologize, you are not for real, you are just trying to weasel out of the public scorn you deserve. ++++++++++ 2011-02-05 0x1555 takes as much time as possible on every bet he makes. He NEVER failed, in hundreds of bets, to let his timer go to the last tick or beyond. He was clearly testing his ability to bet or fold one instant before he would turn "AWAY," but he failed frequently. 0x155's boorish behavior compelled others to make note of it--especially me. I tried humor, I tried shame, I tried mockery to get 0x1555 to conform on that point, but to no avail. Finally, I wrote in chat that I would be leaving a review of him and 0x1555 left the table (which he should have done long before). That might be proof that 0x1555 has some sense of shame after all. Yes, you have the "right" to play that way, 0x1555, just as the rest of us have the right to resent you for it and publicly proclaim your bad behavior. Choose your behavior and let it serve you well. Your Humble Servant, oakcliff P.S. Be considerate, be civilized, and we will welcome you with open arms." by oakcliff	Sunday February 27, 2011
	*Begbie*	"Begbie has WH and Aimbot." by SDW	Saturday February 26, 2011
	Donkey Puncher	"Starting Hand Dealing pocket cards: [Td, 7c] Deucem calls Donkey Puncher calls final bullet folds ruti raises $25,000 LarsBar folds ciccia folds TheJB calls Deucem folds Donkey Puncher calls Dealing flop: [4h, 6h, 8d] TheJB checks Donkey Puncher checks ruti bets $50,000 TheJB raises $100,000 Donkey Puncher calls ruti raises $100,000 TheJB calls Donkey Puncher calls Dealing turn: [5c] TheJB checks Donkey Puncher bets $1,012,500 ruti raises $1,367,500 TheJB folds Dealing river: [9d] Donkey Puncher shows [Td, 7c] for a straight ten high ruti shows [7s, 7h] for a straight nine high Donkey Puncher wins main pot $2,557,500 ruti wins side pot $355 " by Donkey Puncher	Saturday February 26, 2011
	BOBO2121	"greatest homosexual poker player around! " by SDW	Friday February 25, 2011
	oakie48	"facebook [email protected] and its robbie willo." by mark07	Friday February 25, 2011
	TheJB	"" by mo jo risin	Friday February 25, 2011
	kcgusmc	"KC, I hope you see this: please find me and we'll talk about this like adults, not you harassing the sh!t outta my fiance. I'm trying to be civil here but if you want to go further then that, well I'll find you and talk civil. It's really simple ya know; she's been fighting an illness and i've been working. We all have problems and I know about yours(well, a little but not my place to interfere). Just stop harassing my fiance please and talk civil; it's not that hard ya know. Good luck on tables and hope to see you soon. Lenny" by Lblack	Wednesday February 23, 2011
	final bullet	"stupid wanker" by serg73	Sunday February 20, 2011
	LilBessy	"2011-02-19 LilBessy is pretending to be a chat jerk which makes him a chat jerk+, I suppose. LilBessy, trying to be supercillious is no substitute for real wisdom (or even real rhetorical ability). You don't have much and it shows. And LilBessy speaks!...++++++++++... LilBessy: I hate idiots who treat this game like a lottery................ [a few hands later, LilBessy goes in with K2]............... oakcliff: LilBessy: I hate idiots who treat this game like a lottery................ oakcliff: but you went in with K2?............... LilBessy: I knew what I had................ oakcliff: so YOU are the idiot? :)............... LilBessy: It was a calculated risk................ seagul99: slow down fuk its jus a game............... oakcliff: ah, of course............... oakcliff: your idiotic play is actually calculated risk--OTHERS are the idiots............... oakcliff: gotcha............... LilBessy: When somebody joins with 1500 and bets it all immediately, it's a lottery............... AG 007: no body is forced to stay here............... seagul99: who caresssssssssss............... LilBessy: I hope you see the difference................ oakcliff: i see that Chat Jerks are Chat Jerks no matter how they play............... LilBessy: I agree................ oakcliff: then you are wiser than you appear............... LilBessy: You're not though................ Colitas: Don' t ever judge by looks, lol............... [note: a hand occurs where a couple of players go All In for $1,500 with hands like T4offsuit--they lose]............... LilBessy: Ugh, idiots [note: LilBessy is now embarassed by his behavior but repeats it to "prove" he isn't embarrassed (just like a pre-teen)]................ LilBessy: Thank god. [note: said because they left the table]............... Colitas: N1............... oakcliff: so it isn't enough to take their money--you have to insult them too, right?............... oakcliff: nice............... LilBessy: You seem to have a problem oak................ LilBessy: Cut the passive aggression and say it................ oakcliff: i do -- with your behavior in chat............... LilBessy: Must be tough................ oakcliff: you are rude and shouldn't be............... LilBessy: I'm only rude to people who ask for rudeness.##########............... oakcliff: "idiots" ask for it? the rest of us ask to watch you do it?............... LilBessy: It's not hard to ignore if you don't like it................ LilBessy: Only babies don't have self control................ oakcliff: only chat jerks, web boys, and pitiful bullies do what you do............... LilBessy: Call people out on their obnoxious behavior................ oakcliff: either take their money or call them idiots--don't do both............... LilBessy: Who made that rule?............... oakcliff: it is unseemly............... LilBessy: lol............... LilBessy: You are quite dumb, oakcliff................ oakcliff: those with good character can tell these things............... LilBessy: Haha, sure................ Colitas: Come n guyso............... LilBessy: Don't be such a nigger.##########...[note: this is phony--said just to "prove" how brave LilBessy is in the face of criticism--it is all bluster............... Colitas: Make u............... Colitas: Up............... Colitas: U r both adults............... LilBessy: He's not................ oakcliff: lilbessy is faking it--this is just phony rudeness [again, at this point LilBessy is mailing it in but full of false bravado]............... LilBessy: I don't even know what that means................ oakcliff: of course not............... LilBessy: If I was doing it, shouldn't I?............... oakcliff: lots of things are over your head............... LilBessy: Thanks for the money, mh7................ oakcliff: LilBessy-types have multiple accounts so that when one gets banner they can use another............... LilBessy: What the fuck are you talking about?##########............... oakcliff: banned............... oakcliff: LilBessy-types............... LilBessy: lmao............... oakcliff: you guys who get a thrill out of the anonymity of the internet............... LilBessy: LilBessy types................ oakcliff: you get a tingle up your spine when you act out............... LilBessy: By the way, in case anybody's just joining us, I criticized people who come in and bet their 1500 right away................ LilBessy: oakcliff does this, and took affoense................ oakcliff: you can't do it in real life (not tough enough) so you do it here............... LilBessy: *offense............... **BLING~BLING**: bessy stfu............... oakcliff: "criticize"?............... LilBessy: BLING as well................ oakcliff: you called him an idiot............... oakcliff: you did NOT criticize............... oakcliff: or instruct............... oakcliff: you are just rude............... LilBessy: oak, you remind me of this bitch I know.##########............... LilBessy: Never stops complaining................ LilBessy: lol............... oakcliff: web boy stuff............... oakcliff: don't you have more than that?............... LilBessy: Again, I have no idea what you mean by that................ oakcliff: acting out--13 year old style............... oakcliff: use "bad" words like a big boy............... **BLING~BLING**: bessy you're a cunt just stfu............... LilBessy: Oh, you're offended by swearing? What, are you 10?............... oakcliff: on offended--it is just dreary............... LilBessy: Swearing is a key part of adult language................ LilBessy: You're an idiot................ oakcliff: not offended--it is just dreary............... oakcliff: you are a child............... oakcliff: children think cussing makes them adult and gives them a thrill............... LilBessy: Adults swear for emphasis................ LilBessy: Child notice it................ LilBessy: And complain................ KC 97: you both are acting lke 2yr oldsi............... LilBessy: Just trying to make oak understand what a girl she is................ oakcliff: very simpleminded adults swear for emphasis in public chat............... LilBessy: lol............... LilBessy: You don't get out much, do you................ LilBessy: If swearing puts you off...I don't know what to say................ LilBessy: Cheers all!............... **BLING~BLING**: oak you're being kind of a bitch everyone swears............... oakcliff: swearing is fine--it is the swearers who put me off............... oakcliff: the type of people who swear and insult and have no sense of self? pitiful............... LilBessy is here............... LilBessy has left............... KC 97: sounds like you have double standards............... oakcliff: no--the law enforcers often have to do things that the simple would mistake for acting like a criminal............... KC 97: i think libessy was right...Your an Idiotl............... oakcliff: deep!............... oakcliff: yes, the jerks cannot stand to be called on it............... oakcliff: they love being jerks, just not being called jerks and coming under the scorn they deserve. ++++++++++ LilBessy needs to try harder; he is a chat jerk but not sincere about it--he is a phony. The chat jerk stuff is just to feel self-importantly above those who react to his antics. LilBessy is dreary. LilBessy no doubt has multiple accounts so that when one gets banned he can play on the other (LilBessy stats show that while he talks like a GPokr veteran he only has game history from this month--no surprise. LilBessy likes using a new name so he can continue his jerky behavior with no repurcussions--sit at a table, act like a jerk, leave, start again." by oakcliff	Saturday February 19, 2011