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Poker..........not really
cottonhead wrote
at 4:16 PM, Thursday September 18, 2008 EDT
First off the odds of hitting a str8 flush are about 1-64000. I've been on here about 17 months & I've hit at least a dozen. If you count all my hands played I may have played 60 thousand so there goes that stat. The cards are dealt inaccurately & when you combine that with the people who call big preflop bets with crap hands & luck out that speaks for itself. So what you have here is a place to kill time. There is no poker here & never will be. If you want to play poker go to the money sights or casinos. I play sparingly because it more annoying than fun. I hope you all have a good time but please don't believe for a minute you're playing true Texas Hold'Em.

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Dead Man's Hand wrote
at 9:22 AM, Monday September 22, 2008 EDT
DOPEY CAN YOU DO ANYTHING MORE THAN COPY PASTE? MORON !!
Opie_00 wrote
at 1:33 AM, Tuesday September 23, 2008 EDT
DOPEY CAN YOU DO ANYTHING MORE THAN COPY PASTE? MORON !!


Yes, I can also not type in caps, and use punctuation.
Salad Tosser wrote
at 5:26 AM, Tuesday September 23, 2008 EDT
The name "Dopey" says it all .

You can use punctuation marks ?

Wow you must be very smart DOPEY .

Di Lauro wrote
at 5:31 AM, Tuesday September 23, 2008 EDT
Opie or should i say dopey like the rest is a real idiot.He got nothing to say so he copy paste and tries to act smart by givin a semi intelligent remarks.Maybe that works on your 3year old child or your bitch ass wife.
Dark Side wrote
at 5:34 AM, Tuesday September 23, 2008 EDT
He obvious is a real dope head.
2 pair kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


not ongpokr though
Opie_00 wrote
at 2:41 AM, Wednesday September 24, 2008 EDT
At least we can agree my name sounds like "Dopey". right Salad tosser....ugh, you were a prison bitch a few years ago, right?
coolguy wrote
at 1:25 PM, Wednesday September 24, 2008 EDT
u think a computerized shuffle is the same as actual human hands?
Opie_00 wrote
at 1:05 AM, Thursday September 25, 2008 EDT

No, I don't actually. My point was that you play ALOT more hands per hour online, than live. Since this is an internet site, you can't expect anything more than computerized shuffles, and since you play alot more hands, you see alot more suckouts and alot more quads, more EVERYTHING.

and 2 pair is the 3rd WORST hand in poker, that's a fact. The worst hand in poker is the high card, the 2nd worst is 1 pair, the 3rd? Yes, it is 2 pair.

That doesn't mean 2 pair sucks, it just means it beats only 2 other hands, not including a higher 2 pair.

Now, I am sure that doesn't make sense to anyone, and everyone will make fun of my name or something, but that was my point. Maybe I am wrong, but noone has proved different. Except my name ryhmes with Dopey.
""ENGLAND"" wrote
at 12:26 PM, Friday September 26, 2008 EDT
Cotton that is a stupid post, its a free site for fun and not real money so its pretty clear you dont go all in with 100k with a crap pair.
donkey*kong wrote
at 2:30 PM, Wednesday October 15, 2008 EDT
Opie stfu u gay noone cares
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